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Mullah Nasruddin stories from Afghanistan




BOOKS ABOUT AFGHANISTAN

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Afghanistan of the Afghans by Sirdar Ikbal Ali Shah. (1982)
The most readable standard account of the country and its people, by one of its major literary celebrities. Covers history and geography as well as folklore, customs, spells and charms, tales, Sufism and religion.

Afghanistan to Zimbabwe: Country Facts That Helped Me Win the National Geographic Bee by Andrew Wojtanik. (2005 - Ages 4-8)
This book has all the information that one would ever need about geography. Everything from basic facts to unique details about an assortment of countries is neatly compiled into an easy to use guide.

Colonel Grodekoff's Ride from Samarcand to Herat by Charles Marvin. (2000)
This Elibron Classics book is a facsimile reprint of a 1880 edition by Wm. H. Allen & Co., London.

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Golden Necklace, The (story from Afghanistan): An article from: Marvels & Tales by Jhanara Amin. (2003)
This digital document is an article from Marvels & Tales, published by Wayne State University Press on October 1, 2003. The length of the article is 3378 words. The page length shown above is based on a typical 300-word page.
 

Kabul by M. E. Hirsh. (2002)
Now reissued, the author's internationally acclaimed 1986 novel, Kabul, provides an almost miraculous window into a country and its people that now have captured the world's attention.
An epic tale of civil war, political intrigue, and family tragedy, Kabul is a moving, insightful portrayal of a proud nation brought to chaos. 

Man With Bad Manners (The) by Idries Shah and Rose Mary Santiago (illus). (2003 - Ages 9-12)
In a quaint Afghani village with well-cultivated gardens, everyone is courteous except for one man. He babbles "blah, blah, blah" in response to others' greetings, and in the night, bangs cans loudly. Everyone is happy when he leaves to visit friends in another village, but a clever boy points out that their problems aren't over yet...

Old Woman and the Eagle (The) by Idries Shah. (2002 - Ages 4-8)
In this amusing story, an old woman encounters an eagle for the first time. Perplexed by its unfamiliar appearance, she insists that it must be a pigeon and tries to make it so. Her efforts mirror a common pattern of human thought: altering the unfamiliar to make it acceptable.

Once the Hodja is a book of Hodja stories retold by Alice Geer Kelsey and illustrated by Frank Dobias (first edition 1943). I feel it is a terrible shame that Mrs. Kelsey's wonderful rendition of classic Hodja stories - one of the first in the English language - has already been long out of print, and so I have posted the stories here, which I think would be in accordance with the author's wishes.
http://www.cs.biu.ac.il/~schiff/Once/front.html

Parvana's Journey by Deborah Ellis. (2003 - Ages 9-12)
The Taliban still control Afghanistan, but Kabul is in ruins. Parvana’s father has just died, and her mother, sister, and brother could be anywhere in the country. Parvana knows she must find them. Despite her youth, Parvana sets out alone, masquerading as a boy. She soon meets other children who are victims of war. The children travel together, forging a kind of family out of sheer need.

Pashtun Tales From The Pakistan-Afghan Frontier by Aisha Ahmad. (2002)
These oral tales were collected in the tribal areas on the Pakistan-Afghan frontier, a region described as the last free place on earth. With their blend of wit, fantasy, comedy, and romance, they reflect the Pashtun code of honor and way of life that are now seriously threatened by social changes and recent political events. Most of them have never been recorded before and might otherwise have been lost forever.


'Real Men Keep Their Word': Tales from Kabul, Afghanistan by Akram Osman and Arley Loewen (translator). (2006)
This English translation of Akram Osman's collection of Dari short stories will help readers understand traditional Kabul culture. The stories bring to life the popular folk culture of urban Kabul during the mid-twentieth century.

South Asian Folklore : An Encyclopedia (Special - Reference) by Margaret A. Mills (Editor), Peter J. Claus (Editor), Sarah Diamond (Editor). (2002)
With 600 signed, alphabetically organized articles covering the entirety of folklore in South Asia, this new resource includes countries and regions, ethnic groups, religious concepts and practices, artistic genres, holidays and traditions, and many other concepts.

Tales of Afghanistan by Amina Shah. (1982)
The author, one of the major folktale collectors of our time, turns her attention to the traditional lore of her ancestral homeland. Beautiful princesses and terrifying monsters, caliphs rich beyond dreams, powerful jinns and ragged beggars, wise dervishes, talismans and treasures — find them all in these tales of adventure, enchantment, and the strange patterns of fate.

Three Cups of Tea: One Man's Mission to Promote Peace . . . One School at a Time by Greg Mortenson and David Oliver Relin. (2007)
The story of Greg Mortenson, a homeless mountaineer who, following a 1993 climb of Pakistan’s treacherous K2, was inspired by a chance encounter with impoverished mountain villagers and promised to build them a school. Over the next decade he built fifty-five schools—especially for girls—that offer a balanced education in one of the most isolated and dangerous regions on earth.

Wisdom Tales from Around the World (World Storytelling) by Heather Forest. (See The Wooden Sword). (1996 - Ages 9-12)
This collection of fifty metaphorical folktales and parables is selected with a global perspective and retold by a professional storyteller. Included are tales from diverse story traditions such as Sufi, Zen, Taoist, Buddhist, Jewish, Christian, African, and Native American. Comprised of ancient plots both poignant and comical, this anthology contains simple truths, common sense, and the promise that we can benefit from past generations' experience.

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GIFTS FROM AFGHANISTAN


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Lapis Lazuli Natural Crystal Sphere-Afghanistan
This shimmering Lapis Lazuli crystal sphere is a gorgeous shade of indigo blue, with golden flecks of Iron Pyrite. Origin is Afghanistan.

Kunzite Gem Spodumene Natural Crystal Specimen- Afghanistan
This large Kunzite Gem Spodumene crystal specimen is a rich pink color, with perfect natural crystal formation for its size. An amazing addition to any collection! Origin is Afghanistan.

Pink Tourmaline Natural Crystal Specimen-Afghanistan
This large Pink Tourmaline Gem crystal is a juicy cotton candy pink color with a hint of minty Green Tourmaline around the natural termination. At 745 carats, this crystal is an amazing addition to any gem collection.Origin is Afghanistan.

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MUSIC FROM AFGHANISTAN

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Afghanistan Untouched by various artists, (2003)

Master of the Afghani Lutes by Aziz Herawi. (1992)
This is a great CD for all kinds of people, it is one of the best works of Aziz Herawi. It takes you deep into a relaxation state, where you are free of stress and worry. It represents Afghanistans tredational sounds, and culture.

Music of Central Asia Vol. 3: Art of the Afghan Rubâb by Homayu Sakhi. (2006)
From Kabul to California, Homayun Sakhi is admired as the outstanding Afghan rubâb player of his generation, a charismatic virtuoso who has pushed the limits of his instrument. With tabla player Taryalai Hashimi, Sakhi plays music that is uniquely Afghan, yet resonates strongly with the spirit of Indian raga.

Radio Kaboul by Ustad Mahwash. (2003)
Prior to the advent of broadcast radio in the 1940s, musicians in Afghanistan held an indeterminate place in their culture: many were cultivated by the rich as a source of entertainment, yet they were still largely associated with questionable social elements (taverns, houses of ill repute, etc.) and seen as marginal figures, near outcasts. That changed when radio helped democratize culture and brought music into the lives of the masses.

Trigana by Kabul Workshop (2002)

Virtuoso From Afghanistan by Ustad Mohammad. (2002)
When the whole world seems to be losing its collective mind, music remains an important--sometimes only--means of communication between battling factions who actually know very little about one another. Ustad (an honorific granted to Muslim musical icons) Omar is a revered master of the rabab, a short-necked plucked lute with a plangent, gutty tone. He performs here with Zakhir Hussain, who has achieved international stardom.

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ONLINE LINKS TO STORIES AND INFORMATION ABOUT AFGHANISTAN
SOS - SEARCHING OUT STORIES AND INFORMATION ABOUT AFGHANISTAN
Advice, Discussion and References from Storytellers, Teachers and Librarians

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http://tinyurl.com/5ep4j9
Afghanistan's Web Site - Afghanistan's Literature

http://tinyurl.com/5gy2nt
Afghanistan Online - A Look at the Languages Spoken in Afghanistan

http://www.afghanistans.com/Proverbs.htm
7 Afghan proverbs

http://asiarecipe.com/afgwisdom.html
Afghan culture, superstitions, parables, riddles...

http://haldjas.folklore.ee/folklore/nr1/afga.htm
Legends of the Afghanistan War: "The Boy Saved by the Snake"

http://www.daryasworld.com/audio/afghanistan/
Afghan music

http://www.afghan-network.net/Culture/instruments.html
Afghan musical instruments

http://www.farhaddarya.info/track_afghanistan.htm
More Afghan music

http://www.afghan-network.net/
Afghan Network: News, Information, Entertainment, Shopping


http://www.saudiaramcoworld.com/issue/197705/the.bright.thread.htm
"The Bright Thread"
Written by Mary Norton. Photographed by Harold Sequeira.
Tucked up in the eaves, if not on the roof of the world, is Afghanistan, a land of compelling beauty which has, from antiquity, been swept by the forces of history: migrations, invasions, conquests, tribal wars, and the rise and collapse of dynasties and of empires. Into Afghanistan have come Aryans, Greeks, Persians, Bactrians, Scythians, Parthians, Kushans, Sas-sanians, Arabs, Turks, Indians, Russians and English. The fabled Silk Route from Rome to China traversed the Afghanistan landscape, its caravans conveying ivories, silks, spices and jewels, frankincense and furs, gold and silver. And great men of history, for good or ill, have left their mark here.

http://www.saudiaramcoworld.com/issue/200206/rebuilding.in.afghanistan.htm
More Afghanistan history. Rebuilding in Afghanistan


http://www.saudiaramcoworld.com/issue/199403/a.history.in.silver.and.gold.htm
A History in Silver and Gold

http://www.saudiaramcoworld.com/issue/200206/rebuilding.in.afghanistan.htm#herat.is.where.the.heart.lives
Herat is Where the Heart Lives


http://www.saudiaramcoworld.com/index/Subjects.aspx

From Home and Abroad: Muslim Agencies Pitch In


http://www.mythinglinks.org/eurasia~Afghanistan2.html
Wonderful map and background information about Afghanistan:
MYTH*ING LINKS
An Annotated & Illustrated Collection of Worldwide Links to Mythologies, Fairy Tales & Folklore, Sacred Arts & Sacred Traditions by Kathleen Jenks, Ph.D.
GEOGRAPHICAL REGIONS
EURASIA / CENTRAL ASIA / AFGHANISTAN

http://www.spiritandsky.com/folklore/literature/proverbs-and-sayings/middle-eastern/
http://www.noble-knights.com/proverbs/proverb-1.htm

Afghan proverbs

http://www.storiestogrowby.com/stories/silver.html
"The Silver on the Hearth"
There was once a poor farmer who found it a great struggle to get ahead in the world. Though he worked very hard and lived carefully, it was impossible for him to save money year after year. After an entire lifetime of labor he was no better off, it seemed, than he had been on the day he was born.

One morning he seized on the notion that if ever he was to own anything at all in this hard world, it would have to simply appear before him. He wished and wished that one morning he would wake up and discover riches aplenty heaped upon his own hearth. The riches must appear on his own hearth, he knew, so that he would have no doubt they were intended for him.

He thought of this as he went about his daily tasks in the fields.

It happened one day while he was working that some brambles in the field caught and tore his clothes. So that this wouldn't happen again, the man dug a little around the roots and pulled the brambles out of the ground. As he did so, he uncovered the top of a large earthen jar. In great excitement, he dug a little more and then removed the lid of the jar. He found that the jar was filled to the brim with silver coins. At first he was delighted, but after a few minutes of thought he said, "Oh, I wished for riches upon my own hearth, but instead I have found this money out here in the open fields. Therefore I shall not take it. For if it were intended for me it would surely have appeared on my own hearth, as I wished."

So the man left the treasure where he had found it and went home. When he arrived, he told his wife about his discovery. The woman was angry at her husband's foolishness in leaving the riches in the field. When her husband lay down to sleep, she went out to the house of a neighbor and told him all about it, saying, "My stupid husband found a hoard of money in the fields, but the blockhead refuses to bring it home. Go and get it for yourself, and share with me."

The neighbor was very pleased with the suggestion, and he went out to find the treasure where the woman had described it. There, where the bramble bush had been uprooted, indeed was an earthen jar. He took it from the ground and opened it. But when he lifted the lid he saw not silver coins, but a jarful of poisonous snakes.

Into the neighbor's mind rushed the thought, "Ah, that woman must be my enemy! She hoped I would put my hand in the jar to be bitten and poisoned!"

So he replaced the lid and carried the jar back home with him, just as he had found it. When night came he went to the house of the poor farmer, climbed on the roof, and emptied the jar of poisonous snakes down the chimney.

When dawn came, the poor farmer who had first discovered the jar got up to start the day. As the morning rays of the sun fell upon the hearth, his eyes opened wide. For the hearth was covered with silver coins. His heart swelled with gratitude. He said, "Oh! Finally I can accept these riches, knowing that they are surely intended for me as they have appeared upon my own hearth, as I wished!"

Mullah Nasruddin Stories from Afghanistan
The name that every Afghan remembers hearing about in childhood. Here is few of the thousands of humorous and thoughtful stories about Him. His identity is being claimed by three countries. Afghanistan, Iran and Turkey.

http://www.afghan-network.net/Funny/1.html
The stories below and more may be found at the above link.

• A neighbor who Nasruddin didn't like very much came over to his compound one day. The neighbor asked Nasruddin if he could borrow his donkey. Nasruddin not wanting to lend his donkey to the neighbor he didn't like told him, "I would love to loan you my donkey but only yesterday my brother came from the next town to use it to carry his wheat to the mill to be grounded. The donkey sadly is not here."
| The neighbor was disappointed. But he thanked Nasruddin and began to walk away.
Just as he got a few steps away, Mullah Nasruddin's donkey, which was in the back of his compound all the time, let out a big bray.
The neighbor turned to Nasruddin and said, "Mullah Sahib, I thought you told me that your donkey was not here.
Mullah Nasruddin turned to the neighbor and said, "My friend, who are you going to believe? Me or the donkey?

• One day Nasruddin repaired tiles on the roof of his house. While Nasruddin was working on the roof, a stranger knocked the door.
- What do you want? Nasruddin shouted out.
- Come down, replied stranger So I can tell it.
Nasruddin unwilling and slowly climbed down the ladder.
- Well! replied Nasruddin, what was the important thing?
- Could you give little money to this poor old man? begged stranger.
Tired Nasruddin started to climb up the ladder and said,
- Follow me up to the roof.
When both Nasruddin and beggar were upside, on the roof, Nasruddin said,
- The answer is no!

• Nasruddin opened a booth with a sign above it:
Two Questions On Any Subject Answered For Only 100 Silver Coins
A man who had two very urgent questions handed over his money, saying:
- A hundred silver coins is rather expensive for two questions, isn't it?
- Yes, said Nasruddin, and the next question, please?

• Nasruddin used to stand in the street on market-days, to be pointed out as an idiot. No matter how often people offered him a large and a small coin, he always chose the smaller piece.
One day a kindly man said to him:
- Nasruddin, you should take the bigger coin. Then you will have more money and people will no longer be able to make a laughing stock of you.
- That may be true, said Nasruddin, but if I always take the larger, people will stop offering me money to prove that I am more idiotic than they are. Then I would have no money at all.

• As Nasruddin emerged form the mosque after prayers, a beggar sitting on the street solicited alms. The following conversation followed:
- Are you extravagant? asked Nasruddin.
- Yes Nasruddin. replied the beggar.
- Do you like sitting around drinking coffee and smoking? asked Nasruddin.
- Yes. replied the beggar.
- I suppose you like to go to the baths everyday? asked Nasruddin.
- Yes. replied the beggar.
- ...And maybe amuse yourself, even, by drinking with friends? asked Nasruddin.
- Yes I like all those things. replied the beggar.
- Tut, Tut, said Nasruddin, and gave him a gold piece.

A few yards farther on. another beggar who had overheard the conversation begged for alms also.
- Are you extravagant? asked Nasruddin.
- No, Nasruddin replied second beggar.
- Do you like sitting around drinking coffee and smoking? asked Nasruddin.
- No. replied second beggar.
- I suppose you like to go to the baths everyday? asked Nasruddin.
- No. replied second beggar.
- ...And maybe amuse yourself, even, by drinking with friends? asked Nasruddin.
- No, I want to only live meagerly and to pray. replied second beggar.
Whereupon the Nasruddin gave him a small copper coin.
- But why, wailed second beggar, do you give me, an economical and pious man, a penny, when you give that extravagant fellow a sovereign?
Ah my friend, replied Nasruddin, his needs are greater than yours.

• One day Nasruddin went to a banquet. As he was dressed rather shabbily, no one let him in. So he ran home, put on his best robe and fur coat and returned. Immediately, the host came over, greeted him and ushered him to the head of an elaborate banquet table. When the food was served, Nasruddin took some soup with spoon and pushed it to the his fur coat and said,
- Eat my fur coat, eat! It's obvious that you're the real guest of honor today, not me!

• One hot day, Nasruddin was taking it easy in the shade of a walnut tree. After a time, he started eying speculatively, the huge pumpkins growing on vines and the small walnuts growing on a majestic tree.
- Sometimes I just can't understand the ways of God! he mused. Just fancy letting tinny walnuts grow on so majestic a tree and huge pumpkins on the delicate vines!Just then a walnut snapped off and fell smack on Mullah Nasruddin's bald head. He got up at once and lifting up his hands and face to heavens in supplication, said:
- Oh, my God! Forgive my questioning your ways! You are all-wise. Where would I have been now, if pumpkins grew on trees!

• At a gathering where Mullah Nasruddin was present, people were discussing the merits of youth and old age. They had all agreed that, a man's strength decreases as years go by. Mullah Nasruddin dissented.
- I don't agree with you gentlemen, he said. In my old age I have the same strength as I had in the prime of my youth.
- How do you mean, Mullah Nasruddin? asked somebody. Explain yourself.
- In my courtyard, explained Mullah Nasruddin, there is a massive stone. In my youth I used to try and lift it. I never succeeded. Neither can I lift it now.

• The wit and wisdom of Mullah Nasruddin never leaves him tongue-tied. One day an illiterate man came to Mullah Nasruddin with a letter he had received.
- Mullah Nasruddin, please read this letter to me. Mullah Nasruddin looked at the letter, but could not make out a single word. So he told the man.
- I am sorry, but I cannot read this. The man cried:
- For shame, Mullah Nasruddin ! You must be ashamed before the turban you wear (i.e. the sign of education)
Mullah Nasruddin removed the turban from his own head and placed it on the head of the illiterate man, said:
- There, now you wear the turban. If it gives some knowledge, read the letter yourself.

• One day Mullah Nasruddin lost his ring down in the basement of his house, where it was very dark. There being no chance of his finding it in that darkness, he went out on the street and started looking for it there. Somebody passing by stopped and enquire:
- What are you looking for, Mullah Nasruddin ? Have you lost something?
- Yes, I've lost my ring down in the basement.
- But Mullah Nasruddin , why don't you look for it down in the basement where you have lost it? asked the man in surprise.
- Don't be silly, man! How do you expect me to find anything in that darkness

• Mullah Nasruddin had visited a town for some personal business. It was a frigid winter night when he arrived. On the way to the inn a vicious looking dog barked at him. Mullah Nasruddin bent down to pick up a stone from the street to throw at the animal. He could not lift it, for the stone was frozen to the earth.
- What a strange town this is! Mullah Nasruddin said to himself. They tie up the stones and let the dogs go free.

• One day Mullah Nasruddin went to the market and bought a fine piece of meat. On the way home he met a friend who gave him a special recipe for the meat. Mullah Nasruddin was very happy.  But then, before he got home, a large crow stole the meat from Mullah Nasruddin's hands and flew off with it.
- You thief! Mullah Nasruddin angrily called after departing crow. You have stolen my meat! But you won't enjoy it; I've got the recipe

• Mullah Nasruddin was dreaming that someone had counted nine gold pieces into his hand, but Mullah Nasruddin insisted that he would not accept less than ten pieces. While he was arguing with the man over one gold piece, he was awakened by a sudden noise in the street. Seeing that his hand was empty, Mullah Nasruddin quickly closed his eyes, extended his hand as if he was ready to receive, and said,
- Very well, my friend, have it your way. Give me nine.

• Mullah Nasruddin was unemployed and poor but somehow he got little money to eat beans and pilaf at a cheap restaurant. He ate and examined walking people outside with the corner of the eye. He noticed a long, handsome swashbuckler (bully man) behind crowd. The Man was well dressed from head to foot, with velvet turban, silver embroidered vest, silk shirt, satin baggy-trousers and golden scimitar (short curved sword). Mullah Nasruddin pointed the man and asked restaurant keeper,
- Who is that man over there!
- He is Fehmi Pasha's servant, answered restaurant keeper.
Mullah Nasruddin sighed from far away, looked at the sky and said:
- Oh, my Good Lord! Look at that Fehmi Pasha's servant and look at your own servant, here.

• One day a visitor came to Mullah Nasruddin with a question.
- Mullah Nasruddin, the place that we humans come from and the place that we go to, what is it like?
- Oh, said Mullah Nasruddin, it is a very frightening place.
- Why do you say that? the visitor asked.
- Well, when we come from there as babies, we are crying, and when somebody has to go there, everybody cries.
Nasruddin went on a pilgrimage to Mecca, and on the way he passed through Medina. As he was walking by the main mosque there, a rather confused-looking tourist approached him.
- Excuse me sir, he said, but you look like a native of these parts; can you tell me something about this mosque? It looks very old and important, but I've lost my guidebook.
Mullah Nasruddin, being too proud to admit that he, too, had no idea what it was, immediately began an enthusiastic explanation
- This is indeed a very old and special mosque. he declared, It was built by Alexander the Great to commemorate his conquest of Arabia.
The tourist was suitably impressed, but presently a look of doubt crossed his face.
- But how can that be? he asked, I'm sure that Alexander was a Greek or something, not a Muslim. . . Wasn't he?
- I can see that you know something of these matters. replied Mullah Nasruddin with chagrin, In fact, Alexander was so impressed at his good fortune in war that he converted to Islam in order to show his gratitude to God.
- Oh, wow. said the tourist, then paused. Hey, but surely there was no such thing as Islam in Alexander's time?
- An excellent point! It is truly gratifying to meet an English man who understands our history so well, answered Mullah Nasruddin. As a matter of fact, he was so overwhelmed by the generosity God had shown him that as soon as the fighting was over he began a new religion, and became the founder of Islam.
The tourist looked at the mosque with new respect, but before Mullah Nasruddin could quietly slip into the passing crowd, another problem occurred to him.
- But wasn't the founder of Islam named Mohammed? I mean, that's what it said in the newspaper; at least I'm sure it wasn't Alexander.
- I can see that you are a scholar of some learning, said Mullah Nasruddin, I was just getting to that. Alexander felt that he could properly dedicate himself to his new life as a prophet only by adopting a new identity. So, he gave up his old name and for the rest of his life called himself Mohammed.
- Really? wondered the tourist, That's amazing! But...but I thought that Alexander the Great lived a long time before Mohammed? Is that right?
- Certainly not! answered Mullah Nasruddin, You're thinking of a different Alexander the Great. I'm talking about the one named Mohammed.

• One day Mullah Nasruddin wished to learn playing zurna (a kind off shrill pipe) and visited a zurna player.
- How much does it cost to learn playing zurna? asked Mullah Nasruddin.
- Three hundred akche (coin) for the first lesson and one hundred akche for the next lessons, asked zurna player.
- It sounds good, replied Mullah Nasruddin. We may start with second lesson. I was a shepherd when I was a young boy, so I already had some whistle experiences. It must be good enough for first lesson, isn't it?

• One day Mullah Nasruddin went to market to buy new clothes. First he tested a pair of trousers. He didn't like the trousers and he gave back them to the shopkeeper. Then he tried a robe which had same price as the trousers. Mullah Nasruddin was pleased with the robe and he left the shop. Before he climbed on the donkey to ride home he stopped by the shopkeeper and the shop-assistant.
- You didn't pay for the robe, said the shopkeeper.
- But I gave you the trousers instead of the robe, isn't it? replied Mullah Nasruddin .
- Yes, but you didn't pay for the trousers, either! said the shopkeeper.
- But I didn't buy the trousers, replied Mullah Nasruddin. I am not so stupid to pay for something which I never bought.

• Once a renowned philosopher and moralist was traveling through Nasruddin's village when he asked him where there was a good place to eat. He suggested a place and the scholar, hungry for conversation, invited Mullah Nasruddin to join him. Much obliged, Mullah Nasruddin accompanied the scholar to a nearby restaurant, where they asked the waiter about the special of the day.
- Fish! Fresh Fish! replied the waiter.
- Bring us two, they answered.
A few minutes later, the waiter brought out a large platter with two cooked fish on it, one of which was quite a bit smaller than the other. Without hesitating, Mullah Nasruddin cooked the larger of the fish and put in on his plate. The scholar, giving Mullah Nasruddin a look of intense disbelief, proceed to tell him that what he did was not only blatantly selfish, but that it violated the principles of almost every known moral, religious, and ethical system. Mullah Nasruddin calmly listened to the philosopher's extempore lecture patiently, and when he had finally exhausted his resources, Mullah Nasruddin said,
- Well, Sir, what would you have done?
- I, being a conscientious human, would have taken the smaller fish for myself.
- And here you are, Mullah Nasruddin said, and placed the smaller fish on the gentleman's plate.

• Mullah! What do they do with the old full moons?
- They cut them up into small pieces and make the stars.

• One day people founded Mullah Nasruddin pouring the remains of his yogurt into the lake.
- Mullah Nasruddin , what are you doing? A man asked.
- I am turning the lake into yogurt, Mullah Nasruddin replied.
- Can a little bit of yeast ferment the great river? The man asked while others laughed at Mullah Nasruddin .
- You never know perhaps it might, Mullah Nasruddin replied, but what if it should!
- Mullah Nasruddin, which side must I walk when carrying a coffin, at the front, back, left or right?
- Take which you like best, so long as you are not inside!

• One day Mullah Nasruddin was asked
- Could you tell us the exact location of the center of the world?
- Yes, I can, replied Mullah Nasruddin . It is just under the left hind of my donkey.
- Well, maybe! But do you have any proof?
- If you doubt my word, just measure and see.

• A group of philosophers traveled far and wide to find, and, contemplated for many years, the end of the world but could not state a time for its coming. Finally they turned to Mullah Nasruddin and asked him:
- Do you know when the end of the world will be?
- Of course, said Mullah Nasruddin , when I die, that will be the end of the world.
- When you die? Are you sure?
- It will be for me at least, said Mullah Nasruddin.

• One day two small boys decided to play a trick on Mullah Nasruddin. With a tiny bird cupped in their hands they would ask him whether it was alive or dead. If he said it was alive they would crush it to show show him he was wrong. If he said it was dead they would let it fly away and still fool him.
When they found the wise old man they said,
- Mullah Nasruddin , that which we are holding, is it alive or dead?
Mullah Nasruddin thought for a moment and replied,
- Ah, my young friends, that is in your hands!

• Mullah Nasruddin, why do you always a question with another question?
- Do I?

• A certain man asked Mullah Nasruddin ,
- What is the meaning of fate, Mullah Nasruddin ?
- Assumptions, Mullah Nasruddin replied.
- In what way? the man asked again.
Mullah Nasruddin looked at him and said,
- You assume things are going to go well, and they don't - that you call bad luck. You assume things are going to go badly and they don't - that you call good luck. You assume that certain things are going to happen or not happen - and you so lack intuition that you don't know what is going to happen. You assume that the future is unknown. When you are caught out - you call that Fate.

• On a frigid and snowy winter day Mullah Nasruddin was having a chat with some of his friends in the local coffee house. Mullah Nasruddin said that cold weather did not bother him, and in fact, he could stay, if necessary, all night without any heat.
- We'll take you up on that, Mullah Nasruddin . they said. If you stand all night in the village square without warming yourself by any external means, each of us will treat you to a sumptuous meal. But if you fail to do so, you will treat us all to dinner.
- All right it's a bet, Mullah Nasruddin said.
That very night, Mullah Nasruddin stood in the village square till morning despite the bitter cold. In the morning, he ran triumphantly to his friends and told them that they should be ready to fulfill their promise.
But as a matter of fact you lost the bet, Mullah Nasruddin , said one of them. At about midnight, just before I went to sleep, I saw a candle burning a window about three hundred yards away from where you were standing. That certainly means that you warmed yourself by it.
- That's ridiculous, Mullah Nasruddin argued. How can a candle behind a window warm a person three hundred yards away?
All his protestations were to no avail, and it was decided that Mullah Nasruddin had lost the bet. Mullah Nasruddin accepted the verdict and invited all of them to a dinner that night at his home. They all arrived on time, laughing and joking, anticipating the delicious meal Mullah Nasruddin was going to serve them. But dinner was not ready. Mullah Nasruddin told them that it would be ready in a short time, and left the room to prepare the meal. A long time passed, and still no dinner was served.
Finally, getting impatient and very hungry, they went into the kitchen to see if there was any food cooking at all. What they saw, they could not believe. Mullah Nasruddin was standing by a huge cauldron, suspended from the ceiling. There was a lighted candle under the cauldron.
- Be patient my friends, Mullah Nasruddin told them. Dinner will be ready soon. You see it is cooking.
- Are you out of your mind, Mullah Nasruddin? they shouted. How could you with such a tiny flame boil such a large pot?
- Your ignorance of such matters amuses me, Mullah Nasruddin said. If the flame of a candle behind a window three hundred yards away can warm a person, surely the same flame will boil this pot which is only three inches away.

• One December day the village boys decided to play a trick on Mullah Nasruddin to fool him. They hid Mullah Nasruddin's coat when he was performing ablution for Friday ritual. But Mullah Nasruddin perceived that a trick on the way.
- Mullah Nasruddin , it's a cold day, why don't you wear your coat? asked one of them
- I left my coat at home to keep the place warm! answered Mullah Nasruddin.



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